Upon arriving we realized we were ought but lost..

Hmmm.

2008-07-28T03:08:21Z

Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing on live journal.

Holy shit, I updated...

2005-12-17T04:11:09Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I stole capndrseuss's purse (-30 points). In October dr_bad_boon and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In August I punched oh_bloody_hell_ in the arm (-10 points). In September I set apathyjones's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-196 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
johnny_draino

Ohhh, and yeah, happy birthday to me...

johnny_draino @ 2005-08-13T17:43:00

2005-08-13T22:43:46Z

You scored as Gambit. Gambit is another loner character. He loves Rogue. He has a very cool deboner personality. He's done things in his past that he's not proud of but he atones for his actions by fighting for peace with the X-Men. His weapon of choice is the playing card. Powers: Charges objects with kinetic energy by touching them, then they explode like grenades.

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Gambit

75%

Wolverine

75%

Rogue

70%

Iceman

70%

Nightcrawler

65%

Emma Frost

65%

Storm

45%

Jean Grey

40%

Cyclops

20%

Beast

20%

Colossus

15%

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Fuck you Jean Grey

johnny_draino @ 2005-08-04T12:42:00

2005-08-04T17:43:20Z

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 47% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 80% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 63% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Thats hilarious. I hate Nazi's, but apparently I would have been a damn good one...

johnny_draino @ 2005-07-07T23:40:00

2005-07-08T04:43:20Z

We now interupt your regular program to air a specail message from Doctor Tom.

Doctor Tom: Indiffrence is better than apathy, because apathy is a doo doo head.

And the applause went wild with crowd. We still dont know how they did it.

Thank Doctor Tom. Thank You...

johnny_draino @ 2005-07-06T18:54:00

2005-07-06T23:57:28Z

LJ House Party by fayray

Username

The DJ

apathyjones

The Drunk

oralaki

The Hottie

aenka

The Wallflower

firstfiddle

The Player

chokeand__die

The Gambler

capndrseuss

The Horny One

codobus

The Crasher

budd_ha

The Love Interest

rumdragon

How many people got laid

Chances the party will be a sucess: 90%

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DJ Michael? Fuck I would go. Hopefully he is dressed like the little elf guy from Jamiroquai

johnny_draino @ 2005-07-06T18:38:00

2005-07-06T23:38:43Z

I have come to the conclusion that I could possibly hate you all. Have a good day...

Just thinking

2005-06-08T04:47:51Z

I was sitting here thinking about the past events, everything that went wrong, how latley I've been pissing off Jessica just so I could try and make myself feel better when in truth it only makes me feel like an ass like it should. I was thinking about the first time I kissed her and I suddenly relized that no matter how bad I feel now, that I dont regret that day in the slightest, and I relized that thought made me happier than I have been in years. I just wanted to get that off my chest.

The music list...

2005-06-07T23:16:04Z

FUCK, IVE BEEN TAGGED
Okay here it goes.
1.) The acoustic version of Iris by the Googoo Dolls. What can I say, Im an emo kid at heart. Aint that a bitch.

2.) If You Leave by Good Charlotte. THATS RIGHT GOOD CHARLOTTE MADE MY FAVORITE SONGS LIST, SO FUCK YOU.

3.)Paint It, Black and Beast of Burden by the Rolling Stones. What can I say, they are the best band to ever live, so I could not pick just one.

4.) Time After Time - Rob Thomas's version. Probably the second greatest romantic song, after Beast of Burden.

5.) Over the Hill by Led Zeplin. It fuckin' Zepplin, enough said.

6.) Why They Call it the Blues by Elton John and Piano Man by Billy Joel. Fuck the argument of whos better, no one will ever know.

There, I did it, but fuck the Tag, I am ending my line, so ha. Though now that I think of it, feel free to insert Under Pressure by David Bowie and Queen, and Champange Supernova by Oasis, and 3 A.M. by Matchbox Twenty in there anywhere you please...

Pain and the Big Low Down

2005-06-04T22:50:34Z

So what has happened of late? I lost my virginity to a ex-porn actress, which in truth, makes me sad. Though apparently this is the week for being sad. Then the unthinkable happened. A girl, dont worry I wont mention you by name, and I started dating. Background info; I have liked this girl since the first time I seen her in my junior year three years ago. You know how people say that if you have a crush on someone and you start dating them you will find out that they are complety diffrent than from what you thought? Well that is bullshit. I deppends on the person, who they are and who you are, because she was everything I thought she would be. Well, untill she suddenly decides to call it off after less than a week. It was short and I know it should not get to me, but to know what its like to have a daydream come true, and then have it ripped away is worse than most hells I have seen. At first it did not hurt, but the more I think about it the more it not only cuts into me, but the more I think I dont really want to see her again. And yet at the same time, I cant wait to see her. I mean we were supposed to be friends after words, and its not like she found some other guy(or so she says, you can never be too sure about those things) but she left me for absolution and clarity. Because as much as I wanted to help her find it in anyways possible, I apparently stopped her from reaching it by being with her. And the more I think about it the more the knife cuts in my chest, and I wish I could be angry at her, for playing such a mean trick, but I cant. Instead I will swallow all these feelings, like I do everytime something bad happens, and hold them inside untill I want to explode. I guess what it comes down to was the fact that I wanted to hold her so much more than I wanted to sleep with her, I liked her personality more than her body, I would have always been there to comfort her, and I would have never made her cry. And as horrible as it sounds(probably because it is, in fact, horrible) I hope she never finds that in another man. I guess when it comes down to it, as much as I told her I was not, I am angry at her, but at the same time I never really can be. Maybe I am just angry at fate, and I am taking it out on her? Or I'm just confused and I dont like it? No, in the end I think I am truly mad at myself. I cant shake the feeling that I let her slip through my fingers, and that kills me. For once in my life I had a dream come true and I could'nt even hold on to it for a fuckin' week. Fuck it, I'm out.

johnny_draino @ 2005-06-02T11:54:00

2005-06-02T16:55:05Z

I single again. I said I will accept being single again. I think I lied.

Just because...

2005-06-01T07:47:49Z

One day I think I will shoot the Pope just so the real christains will love me...

johnny_draino @ 2005-05-23T17:59:00

2005-05-23T22:59:42Z

I am no longer a virgin...

Fuck the rest of you, I belive in directing and a little thing called acting.

2005-05-19T08:38:12Z

Episode 3 = The Van Helsing of Star Wars...

Its things like this that make me look back on life and giggle. Thanks Rayna.

2005-05-16T06:03:34Z

This is a comment and reply from one of illyvara's old journal entries... It made me laugh.

Yes, but you must realize;
Except for their psychoactive ingredients, marijuana and tobacco smoke are nearly identical. Because most marijuana smokers inhale more deeply and hold the smoke in their lungs, more dangerous material may be consumed per cigarette. However, it is the total volume of irritant inhalation - not the amount in each cigarette - that matters.
Most tobacco smokers consume more than 10 cigarettes per day and some consume 40 or more. Regular marijuana smokers seldom consume more than three to five cigarettes per day and most consume far fewer. Thus, the amount of irritant material inhaled almost never approaches that of tobacco users.
Frequent marijuana smokers experience adverse respiratory symptoms from smoking, including chronic cough, chronic phlegm, and wheezing. However, the only prospective clinical study shows no increased risk of crippling pulmonary disease (chronic bronchitis and emphysema).
Since 1982, UCLA researchers have evaluated pulmonary function and bronchial cell characteristics in marijuana-only smokers, tobacco-only smokers, smokers of both, and non-smokers. Although they have found changes in marijuana-only smokers, the changes are much less pronounced than those found in tobacco smokers.
The nature of the marijuana-induced changes were also different, occurring primarily in the lung's large airways - not the small peripheral airways affected by tobacco smoke. Since it is small-airway inflammation that causes chronic bronchitis and emphysema, marijuana smokers may not develop these diseases.
And as far as the perception goes, that is based on gaining new experiences. So, even if marijuana can change your perception, there is the act of doing it rather than the effect that can bring a different perception and out look.
With that said, I still do not think you should smoke it. Not because of your opinions(like women deserve those) but because it would ruin the sparkling clean image I have of you, and then you would no longer be attractive. Really, its true. Thats the harshness of science I guess...

Their reply was:
Subject: Re: The dream I had the other night was so vivid because of all the pot I had smoked earlier
...Wow Jimmy.

And don't worry, I still won't do it. I have no reason to. And I know that even if I was to do it now, I would end up quitting later.

When people ask me why I don't do it, and when they try to convince me to smoke it, I can never really give a good, solid argument against it. But that's becuase I can't really put my reasoning into words.But I just have this feeling about it. That I have no desire to do it. It's more than that, but like I said, I can't really put it into words.

Okay now its me again. Needless to say, she does smoke it now. And I was right, I did kill my sparkling clean image of her. It made me feel sad, but at its Rayna, I will forgive her by the time I wake up, because its Rayna.

johnny_draino @ 2005-05-15T19:25:00

2005-05-16T00:26:26Z

I am bored. Someone come entertain me.

Ali should buy a water bed.

2005-05-15T04:44:11Z

What is it about love, friendship, and balance that confuses us so? It seems that when you love someone, you should hold them close and tell them so. You dont hurt them, you dont cheat on them, you give them every thing in life that they deserve to have. But it also seems that just because you love someone you should not throw the rest of you life away. If your loved one can not understand that there are plenty of times when you should hang out with your friends then that is not a good loved one. And on the other hand, if you can not relize that just because you have a loved one does not give you a good reason to ditch your friends. Is it really so hard to keep balance just because there is a new person in your life? Let me also add that Alex, Michael, Cody, and Stedham; This is not about you in the slightest. No, this is just a general relization. Though at times you guys and gals do fit into that catagory, it is people in general. Why cant you damned humans ever learn balance. Though on other news, I think Carthage should be destroyed. So it goes.

johnny_draino @ 2005-05-05T16:25:00

2005-05-05T21:25:41Z

Note to anybody reading: Pickles dont go there.

johnny_draino @ 2005-05-02T20:18:00

2005-05-03T01:48:50Z

Friday. I am not sure if I liked friday. I was going to invite Rayna over Shanes to hang out, but she apparently went to the magical land of Asheville. Ahh well, she probably had more fun there, than she would have had here. Even though I did not get the chance to invite her, we stilled rolled a whole twenty sac into one cigar paper and smoked the greatest fuckin blunt in the world. Next we hit the steel reserve, and it was fun from there on out. I then started listening to the stones, and it made me sad. I was going to try and dance with Rayna during beast of burden to try and make up for my horrible dancing skills at prom, but alas, it was not to be so. Ahh well, thats life I guess. I am bored, so here is a story.

It happened in the midst of night. The moisture from the ground, mixed with the air and in there loving embrace, created fog. Keith liked fog. He had too. It was a stipulation of being a vampire: You liked fog. On the other had liking the emo kid, around two hundred yards in-front of Keith, was not a stipulation of being a vampire. Vampires rarely liked emo kids, they made life hard. The image they had created of the vampire in past couple of decades, had made life to hard for the real vampires. Keith was not sexy,but because of the emo kids, he was expected to be. Instead he was really skinny, with a big head, and square glasses, and he though his arms were to skinny. He could not even seduce a drunk cheerleader. He, unlike the popular emo kid belief, rarely sucked blood. Sucking blood was something special for picking out a mate. Other than for companions, getting blood was usually somewhat messy. He, again against popular emo belief, was not now, or ever, European. He once dreamed he was, but he did not like to talk about that dream, since, like most impolite dreams, it involved his mom, and a guy who reminded him of Hannibal lector. Well Hannibal lector, if he had been born during the lost generation, and liked horse porn... Add INXS for flavor. And mostly, this one would kill the emo kids, he voted for Bush. Not because he supported Bush, or was even a republican, but because he was immortal and did not have to worry about what was going to happen in the next couple of years. Add he thought Sarah Mclachlan was one hell of an artist. No comment...

He was now a couple of yards behind the emo kid. His arm, which could become as long as he wanted it to be, stretched out and punctured through the emo kids chest. It was at this point that Keith started shouting,
"How do you like my biscuits, now?"
He was not sure why, he shouted this. It just seems like he wanted to shout, and no matter what he shouted, it would not really be appropriate for the situation, so he just decided to go with some totally inappropriate. He was half-way through shouting,
"Stop eyen my chicken."
When he, his arm still through the emo kids chest, grabbed the emo kids head, and pulled it through the before mentioned chest hole, breaking the boys chest in half. A fountain of strawberry jam, that Keith liked to call blood, flowed into the streets. He quickly caught some of it in a bucket and drank it down. Looking to make sure no one else had wondered into the old side street, and had witnessed his act, he turned to a fine mist, and floated away with the fog. The whole time humming Beast Of Burden by the Rolling Stones.

The moral? Fuck you Emo Kid.

Question of the recurring times I feel like asking a fucking question, so get off my back.

Do you remember the first time we talked?

I am slowly starting to dislike foriegn films, other than english and irish, or most of europe....

2005-05-02T05:58:43Z

Well tonight I watched mexican porn with emmett and justin. It was weird. Not because I was watching mexican porn with two guys, experense has gotten me over that; it was the story. It cut too close to home. It made me think a number of things mainly: Michael will be back soon. Forgien movies have a bad habit of giving usless info that the writer is not talented enough to fit into the plot. Alex will be back soon. For some reason the production people spent more money on there underwater film equipment than on there regular film equipment. The director new nothing of lighting. And mainly when every one gets back, I dont know if I will yet(even though it has been a year)be ready to cope with the hard reality that I was not good enough.

johnny_draino @ 2005-04-27T15:42:00

2005-04-27T21:04:53Z

Your love life for the next five years
LiveJournal Username
What is your favourite colour?
What is your favourite physical trait?
What is your favourite personality trait?
What are you?
What does the word 'Wenis' bring to mind?
How old are you?
Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
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You will have a turbulent friends with benefits relationship with	illyvara
You will want but never get	x_lenore_x
The person who will throw themselves at you	chokeand__die
Your unwanted admirer	via_lindsey
Best kisser you'll ever meet	dr_bad_boon
Long time girlfriend/boyfriend	x_lenore_x
You'll file a restraining order against	capndrseuss
You will marry	illyvara


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johnny_draino @ 2005-04-26T15:49:00

2005-04-26T20:54:20Z

You must all adhere to this by twele 'o' clock tonight or I will make your life a living hell...

johnny_draino @ 2005-04-24T23:33:00

2005-04-25T04:33:39Z

Holy Balls of Anubis, Taxi was actually a good movie!!! And I spelt actually right. Miracles, man, Miracles.

Just a thought.

2005-04-25T02:31:16Z

What is man? Is he the $5 can of spray on vanity? Is he the $25 bottle of serenity and pentilence? Is he the $20 dollar twenty sack of short term happiness? The $4 three day rented alternate life? Maybe he is the full volume of checked out cheap knowledge. Maybe he is just the false security of hope. For me, he is sad that he could not give you a better night. I cant get Lonely by Akon out of my head.

johnny_draino @ 2005-04-24T13:06:00

2005-04-24T18:04:47Z

Prom sucked. After prom sucked. Today is medeocre.